Author: emmajune
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3.8 Come On, Vogue
In my last post (20-some days ago), I pretended to be a food blogger. It was cute right? Tell me it was cute. In the time since, I’ve decided I’m going to try my hand at a fashion blog post. That was the whole deal when I started this blog; I can’t just write about…
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3.7 “Cooking Like a Jackass,” Episode 1
I am bringing all of you my FIRST EVER “Cooking Like a Jackass” blog post. I am not a chef. I do a lot of making-it-up-as-I-go in my kitchen, which always makes for an interesting result. Since I have been living on my own and so RUDELY required to make my own food, I am…
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3.6 Absolutely Buzzin’
You know how people go to psychics so they can be told deep, inner Truths (capital T) about themselves? Well, I have a gal I go to. She doesn’t always get it right, but her heart’s in the right place. Yep. It’s Buzzfeed. More specifically, Buzzfeed QUIZZES. She’s so wise. I tell her what kind…
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3.5 Welcome Back to my Hill
“Bless your beautiful hide.” Howard Keel, 7 Brides for 7 Brothers It’s been just over a year since I started this blog. It’s not perfect; I don’t post as regularly (or consistently) as I should, I don’t have a specific focus and I sometimes find myself with not much to say. (Well, that’s not entirely…
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3.4 More
I decided it was time for me to break my hiatus. I don’t generally make Capital “S” Statements on this blog, and I feel like there’s a time and a place for it. So, here’s what I’m going to say: I won’t tell you what to believe. I won’t tell you how you should think…
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3.3 A Well-Documented Quarantine Situation
I haven’t been as inspired lately (as you can obviously tell, based on my over-a-month-long radio silence), but we’re all in a weird place, right? It feels like one minute, we were all out and about, kibitzing with our friends over coffee, meeting up with our sub-par Tinder dates for sushi with a side of…
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3.2 Keep It Together, Emma June
I wanted to write a post that would be silly and make you giggle and maybe forget about the whole COVID-19 situation for a couple of minutes. That’s sort of my niche, and writing about serious stuff doesn’t always come naturally to me, but I have been thinking for a while about what I could…
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3.1 Frie[nd]s, Comparatively Speaking
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Generally, I find that one of the best qualities a person can have is the ability to be self-aware. Good personal hygiene is up there, too, don’t get me wrong. And untouchable taste in music. And also being well-coiffed. But yes, being self-aware is hell-and-away one of the most important qualities to have. I’ve been…
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2.5 A Mile a Minute: How Single is TOO Single? Asking For a Friend
Look, it’s no secret to anyone. I’m single. Never had a boyfriend. Whether by choice, involuntarily or due to residual trauma regarding past rejection and the resulting insecurities (see 2 posts ago for reference), I have lived my 23 years on this planet so far as a single lady (cue Beyoncé). Moving to a small…
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2.4 GOOD VIBES ONLY (Aiming for a Positive Spin, is it Working?)
Generally, when I write about relationships (or lack thereof, usually), I tend to be pretty hard on the male population. Couldn’t possibly be because most of them are smelly, rude and clueless, right? Okay, okay, I’m kidding. Sort of. Whatever. The point is, usually I’m pretty much on the “men are trash” train, so I’m…
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