Author: emmajune
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1.8 BREAKING NEWS: Blogger Describes Split From Longtime Beau, Who Happens to Be a Dating App
Because I will do literally ANYTHING to avoid any real work or face my real-life problems, a few days ago I downloaded Tinder. I should say, rather, that I redownloaded Tinder. I’m going to insert here a little crash course, a Tinder 101 if you will, for the more wholesome/busy/married-for-multiple-years/blissfully ignorant readers that I have,…
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1.7 Once Upon a Time, A Girl Gave the Big Fat Finger to 10 Beauty Trends, and She Lived Happily Ever After.
It’s the most inspiring fairy tale of our age. A tale as old as time, as it were. And I’m the heroine of this story. Why? Because I’m simply not the most on-top-of my beauty routine. I don’t know that I would even call it a “beauty routine.” It’s more of an I’m-going-to-give-this-a-go-and-hope-it-works-out-in-my-favor routine. On…
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1.6 Stop Ignoring These Signs That Your Guy Sucks Really, Really Hard.
Why should you take any sort of romantic advice from me? You shouldn’t. That’s a trick question. While I AM a genius, I will say that I may not know EVERYTHING about dating or relationships. However, I do know about people. And if I say that a person sucks, they probably do. Which I why…
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1.5 I Would Have Appreciated a Heads-Up from the Fitness Community, But Okay
As a new member in the I Love To Talk About My Fitness Journey When No One Asked club, I have tried all summer to do some research on the subject. I’ve scoured fitness blogs, health magazine articles and listened to many an “expert” about how to keep up the good work. And I’m not…
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1.4 A Short Guy and A Tall Guy Walk into a Bar…And Get Psychoanalyzed by Emma
Since, genius that I am, I know everything there is to know about everything there is to know something about, let me lay a little bit of wisdom on you people. I, as a woman between 6’2” and 6’3”, have witnessed first-hand the nastier sides of both tall and short men. As a tall woman,…
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1.3 Big Post-Grad Energy: Head in the Clouds or Feet on the Ground?
As a well-read young woman with ample free time on my hands, I decided to keep up to date on current events and read my horoscope for this upcoming week. Homie Colin Bedell (the dude who wrote the article I read) seemed to think that for Scorpios this week, big things were in store for…
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1.2 “Señorita”: I’m Sweating. Like, a Lot.
While listening to the radio the other day (like the old lady that I am), I heard the hosts talking about the 2019 songs of the summer. One of the songs that was brought up was “Señorita” by Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello. I hadn’t heard it, and when the host mentioned that the music…
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1.1 In the Desert of Monotony, A Blog Appears.
I’m surprised I still have a decent grasp on the English language, since it’s been so long since I’ve really written anything. I graduated from college at the beginning of May, and all I’ve really written since has been cover letters for my various job applications, and let me just tell you. Writing, “thank you…
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