Tag: blog
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3.19 Getting skin deep
(Is this Emma, popping in with a new blog post and no clear, regular posting schedule? Yes, yes it is. I’m hopeful that I can tighten that up, but in the meantime, thanks for your patience.) I want to share with you a story of a girl who has done something bold. Groundbreaking. More unprecedented…
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1.9 Summer and Lower-Back Sweat Cramped My Style, But This Season, Ain’t Nothin’ Gonna Break My Stride.
Like any normal person, my favorite season is fall. Not because of Halloween, not because of my birthday (Scorpio season is coming up, y’all!), and not because of the seasonal phenomenon that is bobbing for apples. I mean, seriously. Who even invented bobbing for apples!? Some jackass probably thought, “hey, here’s an idea: DROWNING, but…
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1.7 Once Upon a Time, A Girl Gave the Big Fat Finger to 10 Beauty Trends, and She Lived Happily Ever After.
It’s the most inspiring fairy tale of our age. A tale as old as time, as it were. And I’m the heroine of this story. Why? Because I’m simply not the most on-top-of my beauty routine. I don’t know that I would even call it a “beauty routine.” It’s more of an I’m-going-to-give-this-a-go-and-hope-it-works-out-in-my-favor routine. On…
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1.6 Stop Ignoring These Signs That Your Guy Sucks Really, Really Hard.
Why should you take any sort of romantic advice from me? You shouldn’t. That’s a trick question. While I AM a genius, I will say that I may not know EVERYTHING about dating or relationships. However, I do know about people. And if I say that a person sucks, they probably do. Which I why…
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1.5 I Would Have Appreciated a Heads-Up from the Fitness Community, But Okay
As a new member in the I Love To Talk About My Fitness Journey When No One Asked club, I have tried all summer to do some research on the subject. I’ve scoured fitness blogs, health magazine articles and listened to many an “expert” about how to keep up the good work. And I’m not…
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1.4 A Short Guy and A Tall Guy Walk into a Bar…And Get Psychoanalyzed by Emma
Since, genius that I am, I know everything there is to know about everything there is to know something about, let me lay a little bit of wisdom on you people. I, as a woman between 6’2” and 6’3”, have witnessed first-hand the nastier sides of both tall and short men. As a tall woman,…
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