Tag: featured
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1.12 Even Though I STILL Don’t Have Spotify Premium, You Should Take My Musical Advice. Really.
I can’t be the only person here who has to find release in the little things now and then. Sometimes, it’s working out. I personally think a “runner’s high” is a myth, but I do enjoy turning on Game of Thrones while I’m on the Elliptical and blocking everything out for a half hour or…
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1.11 The One With the Angst and the Volleyball Tryouts
How many of you have recently talked to a middle schooler? I mean REALLY talked to them, like, got in there, rolled your sleeves up and just got elbow-deep into all of the preteen drama that is the life of a middle schooler? I had the pleasure of doing that this weekend at my grandfather’s…
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1.10 Crazy Little Thing Called Lover
I know that I’ve said that I’ve never been in a real relationship before. I’m gonna take that back. Because I used to be in a pretty serious relationship with Taylor Swift. I mean, this was years ago, when I was still rocking a neon green camisole under EVERY SINGLE shirt I wore, back when…
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1.9 Summer and Lower-Back Sweat Cramped My Style, But This Season, Ain’t Nothin’ Gonna Break My Stride.
Like any normal person, my favorite season is fall. Not because of Halloween, not because of my birthday (Scorpio season is coming up, y’all!), and not because of the seasonal phenomenon that is bobbing for apples. I mean, seriously. Who even invented bobbing for apples!? Some jackass probably thought, “hey, here’s an idea: DROWNING, but…
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1.8 BREAKING NEWS: Blogger Describes Split From Longtime Beau, Who Happens to Be a Dating App
Because I will do literally ANYTHING to avoid any real work or face my real-life problems, a few days ago I downloaded Tinder. I should say, rather, that I redownloaded Tinder. I’m going to insert here a little crash course, a Tinder 101 if you will, for the more wholesome/busy/married-for-multiple-years/blissfully ignorant readers that I have,…
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1.7 Once Upon a Time, A Girl Gave the Big Fat Finger to 10 Beauty Trends, and She Lived Happily Ever After.
It’s the most inspiring fairy tale of our age. A tale as old as time, as it were. And I’m the heroine of this story. Why? Because I’m simply not the most on-top-of my beauty routine. I don’t know that I would even call it a “beauty routine.” It’s more of an I’m-going-to-give-this-a-go-and-hope-it-works-out-in-my-favor routine. On…
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1.6 Stop Ignoring These Signs That Your Guy Sucks Really, Really Hard.
Why should you take any sort of romantic advice from me? You shouldn’t. That’s a trick question. While I AM a genius, I will say that I may not know EVERYTHING about dating or relationships. However, I do know about people. And if I say that a person sucks, they probably do. Which I why…
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1.5 I Would Have Appreciated a Heads-Up from the Fitness Community, But Okay
As a new member in the I Love To Talk About My Fitness Journey When No One Asked club, I have tried all summer to do some research on the subject. I’ve scoured fitness blogs, health magazine articles and listened to many an “expert” about how to keep up the good work. And I’m not…
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1.4 A Short Guy and A Tall Guy Walk into a Bar…And Get Psychoanalyzed by Emma
Since, genius that I am, I know everything there is to know about everything there is to know something about, let me lay a little bit of wisdom on you people. I, as a woman between 6’2” and 6’3”, have witnessed first-hand the nastier sides of both tall and short men. As a tall woman,…
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1.3 Big Post-Grad Energy: Head in the Clouds or Feet on the Ground?
As a well-read young woman with ample free time on my hands, I decided to keep up to date on current events and read my horoscope for this upcoming week. Homie Colin Bedell (the dude who wrote the article I read) seemed to think that for Scorpios this week, big things were in store for…
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