Tag: lifestyle
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2.1 The Giraffe in the Room (Spoiler Alert: It’s Me)
When I started this blog, I said that I wasn’t going to beat the dead “I’m a tall girl and it makes things complicated sometimes” horse. But as I’m entering my second series of the blog, I’m going to focus a little more on the dating/relationship side of things, and in order to do that…
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1.14 A Mile A Minute: Some Disorganized, Rapid-Fire Thoughts After a Week Here In John Denver-ville
Will I ever stop referencing John Denver when talking about my new apartment and town? What’s the diagnosis? Is it chronic? Is it contagious? Just mildly annoying? The apartment is great, but moving the heavy fold-out couch up the staircase last weekend was traumatic, to say the least. You know that Friends episode where Ross…
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1.13 Sure, Let Me Just Call My Mom First.
Because I am going to assume that all of you are just hanging on to every single word that I post on here, I’m going to also assume that you may be wondering why I haven’t been posting with as much vim and vigor as I was when I first started up this blog. If…
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1.12 Even Though I STILL Don’t Have Spotify Premium, You Should Take My Musical Advice. Really.
I can’t be the only person here who has to find release in the little things now and then. Sometimes, it’s working out. I personally think a “runner’s high” is a myth, but I do enjoy turning on Game of Thrones while I’m on the Elliptical and blocking everything out for a half hour or…
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1.10 Crazy Little Thing Called Lover
I know that I’ve said that I’ve never been in a real relationship before. I’m gonna take that back. Because I used to be in a pretty serious relationship with Taylor Swift. I mean, this was years ago, when I was still rocking a neon green camisole under EVERY SINGLE shirt I wore, back when…
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1.9 Summer and Lower-Back Sweat Cramped My Style, But This Season, Ain’t Nothin’ Gonna Break My Stride.
Like any normal person, my favorite season is fall. Not because of Halloween, not because of my birthday (Scorpio season is coming up, y’all!), and not because of the seasonal phenomenon that is bobbing for apples. I mean, seriously. Who even invented bobbing for apples!? Some jackass probably thought, “hey, here’s an idea: DROWNING, but…
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1.4 A Short Guy and A Tall Guy Walk into a Bar…And Get Psychoanalyzed by Emma
Since, genius that I am, I know everything there is to know about everything there is to know something about, let me lay a little bit of wisdom on you people. I, as a woman between 6’2” and 6’3”, have witnessed first-hand the nastier sides of both tall and short men. As a tall woman,…
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1.1 In the Desert of Monotony, A Blog Appears.
I’m surprised I still have a decent grasp on the English language, since it’s been so long since I’ve really written anything. I graduated from college at the beginning of May, and all I’ve really written since has been cover letters for my various job applications, and let me just tell you. Writing, “thank you…
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