Tag: summer
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4.16 Already ready already

I had a lot of titles rolling in my head for this blog post, including “Summer a-weights” and “Weight no more: summer is here,” and then I realized that wordplay with “wait” and “weight” really isn’t that funny. Huh. Self-awareness. How humbling. No matter the blog title, here’s the deal: summer is an elite season.…
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4.1 Hot Girl Summer, anyone?

I think it’s time for some classic Emma June wisdom. The weather is heating up, right? We’re starting to sweat? We’re starting to realize that wearing sunscreen is a necessity? That means it’s nearly time for… Summer attire. Swimsuits. Shorts. Tank tops. The works. I feel like I talk about the whole swimsuit-season thing a…
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1.9 Summer and Lower-Back Sweat Cramped My Style, But This Season, Ain’t Nothin’ Gonna Break My Stride.

Like any normal person, my favorite season is fall. Not because of Halloween, not because of my birthday (Scorpio season is coming up, y’all!), and not because of the seasonal phenomenon that is bobbing for apples. I mean, seriously. Who even invented bobbing for apples!? Some jackass probably thought, “hey, here’s an idea: DROWNING, but…
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1.2 “Señorita”: I’m Sweating. Like, a Lot.

While listening to the radio the other day (like the old lady that I am), I heard the hosts talking about the 2019 songs of the summer. One of the songs that was brought up was “Señorita” by Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello. I hadn’t heard it, and when the host mentioned that the music…
